I'm sitting in my room, doing my homework, and listening to the radio and half the songs that come on are like, "Were you on something when you wrote that?" There are the singers with the horrible voices (ie Justin Beiber and Enrique Englasias) and then there are the singers that have wonderful voices but lyrics that don't make sense or have really bad musicians. Those are the songs that annoy me. Now I being a girl, who loves ALL music, finding a truely horrible song is hard to do, but rest assured I have come up with about 10 songs that are just so bad they should never be played on the radio, or a CD (who has those anymore?), or on any iPod ever again.
1) Toot it n' Boot it- like dude, seriously. At first I didn't know what it was talking about. I thought maybe he was at a party and ate all the bean dip and suddenly he farted and just left that way he wouldn't have to wallow in his own funk, which would make it just as terrible as a song, but NOOOO!!! that's not what it's about at all. Big freakin deal, you have sex with the chick and you tell her to get out your crib. You don't have to say it 800 flippin times, mainly because...hmmm...what was I gonna say?...oh yea...NO ONE CARES!!!!!
2) Gettin' Jiggy With It- is "jiggy" even a word? I'd like to see that on the SAT...don't get me wrong, Will Smith is flippin gorgous, but some of the things that come out of his mouth sometimes are just like, "What's going through that pretty head of your's." Of course nothing as bad as Charlie Sheen or Miley Cyrus (don't even get me started on bad celebrities...that's an entirly different blog) but it just doesn't make any sense. The main reason I hate this song is because everytime someone says something about Will Smith or that they're "down" with something, or my Grandma says the word Jiggers....that song pops into my head and doesn't leave until rudely shoved out the way by yet another annoying song.
3) Achy Breaky Heart- "Don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don't think it'll understand." Honestly Billy Ray? What about my achy breaky ear drums, they damn sure don't understand. And honestly I can't stand his mullet in that music video. It makes me want to punch a clown.
4) Hollaback Girl- Sorry Stefani. She got mad because somebody called her a cheerleader in Seventeen magazine so she retaliates by making a song about cheerleaders. It doesn't make any sense. "It's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S" Now nobody will ever call Gwen Stefani a cheerleader ever again because the whole world knows that she "ain't no hollaback girl" and won't ever forget it.
5) Macarena- The song is annoying but not nearly as annoying as the flippin dance. If you love doing the Macarena you should honestly go to a doctor and get your head checked out because there is something clearly wrong with your head. Need I say more?
6) I'm Too Sexy- Honestly too sexy for your hat, shirt, and car? Then you can walk home in the middle of freakin winter topless and with out a hat. That might not be a big deal if you live in, let's say Florida, or Arizona, but England is flippin cold in the winter. I know! You can come to Western Washington and you can experience all four seasons in one day. Boneheaded British Boy Band (alliteration, Locey really hammered that into me).
7) U Can't Touch This- Sadly, it's on my iPod. "Da nanana na na can't touch this." Is that a challenge? Yes? Wait a second, can't touch what exactly? Hmmmm...on second thought, I don't think I would want to even try.
8) Barbie Girl- Truly awful...must I remind you of the lyrics "Come on Barbie, let's go party, Oh oh oh yea!" If some creepy buff guy with an incredibly deep voice was all like "Come on Evei, let's go party" My response would not be "Oh oh oh yea." It would be more like "If the status ain't hood, I ain't trippin but he better be street when he lookin at me. I need a soildja, that ain't scared to stand up for me, gotta carry big things if you know what I mean." (Now that's a good song...that's one I can jam to all night long)
9) Who Let the Dog's Out- A song about dogs escaping the pound? You can't be serious. It was on the Rugrats movie though, so that has to count for something.
10) Whip My Hair- Willow...she's...ummm...cute...but not exactly the best song writer. She probably didn't even write that song. Her dad probably did with his whack song writing skills. "In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days." and "Get down and jiggy with it, get down and jiggy with it." it wouldn't surprise me if he did write "I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth.."
Well that's all folks (haha I love the Looney Tunes :) )...Talk to ya later <3
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