OMiGollygeezers!!!!

I'm writing from the imagination from my sleep deprived mind. I haven't gotten any sleep since Friday night doing non-stop homework. Well, I stopped to eat, take a shower, straighten my hair, get dressed, go to church, run to the grocery store with my mom (FRUIT SNACKS!!!!!!) and watch ONE episode of Criminal Minds, JUST ONE!!!! How in the world am I going to function without my weekly Criminal Minds marathon on A&E? I'll tell you how, I'm not. That's like a unicorn without a horn, IT'S JUST A HORSE!!!! But I'm finally done at freakin 5:30 in the morning on Monday.

I honestly feel really sorry for my friends today. So I'm just going to say sorry in advance. Sorry guys for acting like a total moody bitch today. Not like anybody is going to read this before school anyways, because people have better things to do at 5:30 on Monday morning, like, I don't know, SLEEP. Just throwing it out there.

Tiredness comes in the form of waves, as I am sure you have probably figured out. With me it goes
1) dead tiredness-when I'm lazy and I don't wanna do anything but chill on the couch and watch TV.

2) Hysterically tiredness-when everything anybody says or does is so funny I feel like I'm going to pee my pants.

3) Grumpy tiredness-when if someone touches me or says something really petty, I get slightly irritated.

4) Pissed off tiredness-when everything anybody says or does just pisses me off to the point where I wanna punch a baby.

5) "Are you high?" tiredness-when I act like a total creeper and pet people's hair while smiling or randomly smell people (yea, it's never a good idea to leave me unattended when I'm at this stage of tired). Then there's the

6) I'm going to tell you what ever it is that happens to be on my mind tiredness- when I just start talking and talking and talking and 1/2 an hour later you will pretty much know everything about everything I think about. It's the best way to get the truth out of me. When you say "Hey, Evei, does this shirt go with my outfit?" Normally I'd be inclined to tell you yes, even if it doesn't, because you're already at school and it's not like you can go home and change. But if I'm really tired my response would be something like "No! Stop waisting my time with your stupid questions. You should have thought about how you looked before you stepped out the door. Crazy! Thinking that I care! The nerve of some people!" And then the cycle starts all over again.

Right now I'm at number 6 so give me an hour and I'll be back at number one.

I'm going to write a poem, right here on blogspot, about my favorite activity. Eventually it's gonna end up on Oprah and I will be crowned the best mixed female poet of 2011. And you my friend will be the first to read it. You should be honored, so hear it goes

I once knew a girl whos last name was Hay
She wanted to live in a Florida bay
Her best friend was a stuffed rabbit named Chay
Who slept and slept all damn day

Poor Miss Hay who hasn't slept in ages
Found herself flipping the pages
of her History book which threw her into rages
War with the book her eyes wages

Then one day as she heard the rabbit snore
She took it upon herself to stab it with a fork
Now she's spending 6 months in jail
At least she can take naps while waiting for the mail.

Haha that's terrible :) but it's 6 now so I have to get ready for school.
Austa Lauago, Benos Noches, Peace, We Out.
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