Of Course I Should be Doing Homework, But Realistically it Probably Won't Get Done as Long as I'm blogging

Some days I get to thinking to myself (which is proven to be a dangerous pass time), and today was definitly one of those dangerous thinking days. Here are just some of my thoughts.

1) Why in the world do teachers assign homework if they are just going to b**** and moan about how many papers they have to grade and how they aren't going to have a life over the weekend. My English teacher assigned a summer assignment which she still has yet to grade and hand back. Really Mrs. L?!?!? You're going to take two and a half weeks out of my summer and not even glance at my paper? Well you know what? You can suck my big toe...How you like them apples?

2) How do Jazz songs get their names? Especially the one's that don't have anywords for example "I'm an Old Cowhand" or "Lester Leaps In". Where in the world do these names come from? Do the artist sit down in their little practice room, play a piece of music and think to themselves "WOW!!! I totally felt like an old cowhand while I was playing that...That's what I'm going to call it, because it's just as if I were working with cows...That's some good stuff."? I think I would like to meet a Jazz musican, and just ask them because I'm genuinely curious.

3) What if we all saw different colors but were just trained to call them the same thing? Like what if in reality I saw what you would call purple and you saw what I would call red, but we were both trained to call it blue? Maybe that explains why some people like different colors from eachother...

4) Why doesn't McDonalds sell hot dogs? I mean its suppose to be all American food? Aren't hot dogs American food? But then again nobody really eats french fries with their hot dog. But on second thought nobody really eats fries with their salads either. Is something finally too unhealthy for McDonalds? They should totally put it in Happy Kid Meals, but that's just what I think.

5)Which arm rest is yours at the movie theater? I would think it would be the left one but then again the person on the far right of the row would have two, which isnt fair. So maybe it's the right one but if that were to happen then the person on the far left would have two. If they just did away with arm rest to avoid conflict where would we put our drinks? And if you're right handed and a left handed person on the right side of you wants to use your cupholder, what happens then? There is really no happy solution to any of it? So in my opinion movie theaters officially suck.

6) If you're driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it a felony? I guess it could be because you're driving a car that's owned the country. On the other hand isn't running a stop sign a misdemeanor? But whatever?

7) What do people taste in bananas that makes it taste delicious? I hate bananas. Sometimes I would be craving a banana but I would hate every bite of it. I don't know why I do that, I jus do.

8) If you make a contract that someone is going to pay you and then you won't accept their money, can they sue you to take the money? Mrs. Stricherz said in order to go to court you have to prove that there was harm done BUT contracts are also enforceable in court...

9) Can debt collectors still collect debt from people who have been dead 10 years? If all the money is gone to the heirs then do they go after them? Are millionairs still called millionaires even if after subtracting their debt they only have $100,000? Maybe, maybe not.

Just random questions I've asked myself all day. That's how I keep myself entertained during all the boring classes, like Biology and AP World History and everything in between. Now I got to go do my History homework. Chao, I love you :)