Sorry it's been a couple days.

Honestly I'm not going to write much. Just on here to say that I'm probably gonna blog like once a week now just because I don't really have time...I'll try to update it every Friday to tell you about my epic week. I'm caught up in all my classes so I don't feel overwhelmed with homework this weekend, I'M SO FLIPPIN EXCITED!!!! I'm sick so I'm gonna get off now and take a nap, then to finish the photosynthesis poster for Biology, practice my ASL (there's a good site that I've found I'll put the link up next week so that way you guys and catch up on what you missed in ASL or learn new stuff), work on my Roman notes for Locey, Do my math homework and do my PhotoEssay (I'm doing my on how agriculture affected the development on middle east civilizations like Mesopotamia, Egypt, and the Indus Valley). I can probably get it all done tonight...anyways...I'm gonna go now...adios amigos/ amigas :)

JayJay the Jet Plane, I love you and you just call if you need anything, k, hon? Keep me updated on your mom.

Jessica Lynn!!!! I freakin love your face!!!! Me...you...the floor...Binger and Sutherland's room...EPICNESS!!!! "Hey, do you want some of these??"

Taylor!!! Thanks so much bud for the comparison charts!!! I freakin owe you my life :)

Anyways...LOVE YOU GUYS!!! <3
~E

OMiGollygeezers!!!!

I'm writing from the imagination from my sleep deprived mind. I haven't gotten any sleep since Friday night doing non-stop homework. Well, I stopped to eat, take a shower, straighten my hair, get dressed, go to church, run to the grocery store with my mom (FRUIT SNACKS!!!!!!) and watch ONE episode of Criminal Minds, JUST ONE!!!! How in the world am I going to function without my weekly Criminal Minds marathon on A&E? I'll tell you how, I'm not. That's like a unicorn without a horn, IT'S JUST A HORSE!!!! But I'm finally done at freakin 5:30 in the morning on Monday.

I honestly feel really sorry for my friends today. So I'm just going to say sorry in advance. Sorry guys for acting like a total moody bitch today. Not like anybody is going to read this before school anyways, because people have better things to do at 5:30 on Monday morning, like, I don't know, SLEEP. Just throwing it out there.

Tiredness comes in the form of waves, as I am sure you have probably figured out. With me it goes
1) dead tiredness-when I'm lazy and I don't wanna do anything but chill on the couch and watch TV.

2) Hysterically tiredness-when everything anybody says or does is so funny I feel like I'm going to pee my pants.

3) Grumpy tiredness-when if someone touches me or says something really petty, I get slightly irritated.

4) Pissed off tiredness-when everything anybody says or does just pisses me off to the point where I wanna punch a baby.

5) "Are you high?" tiredness-when I act like a total creeper and pet people's hair while smiling or randomly smell people (yea, it's never a good idea to leave me unattended when I'm at this stage of tired). Then there's the

6) I'm going to tell you what ever it is that happens to be on my mind tiredness- when I just start talking and talking and talking and 1/2 an hour later you will pretty much know everything about everything I think about. It's the best way to get the truth out of me. When you say "Hey, Evei, does this shirt go with my outfit?" Normally I'd be inclined to tell you yes, even if it doesn't, because you're already at school and it's not like you can go home and change. But if I'm really tired my response would be something like "No! Stop waisting my time with your stupid questions. You should have thought about how you looked before you stepped out the door. Crazy! Thinking that I care! The nerve of some people!" And then the cycle starts all over again.

Right now I'm at number 6 so give me an hour and I'll be back at number one.

I'm going to write a poem, right here on blogspot, about my favorite activity. Eventually it's gonna end up on Oprah and I will be crowned the best mixed female poet of 2011. And you my friend will be the first to read it. You should be honored, so hear it goes

I once knew a girl whos last name was Hay
She wanted to live in a Florida bay
Her best friend was a stuffed rabbit named Chay
Who slept and slept all damn day

Poor Miss Hay who hasn't slept in ages
Found herself flipping the pages
of her History book which threw her into rages
War with the book her eyes wages

Then one day as she heard the rabbit snore
She took it upon herself to stab it with a fork
Now she's spending 6 months in jail
At least she can take naps while waiting for the mail.

Haha that's terrible :) but it's 6 now so I have to get ready for school.
Austa Lauago, Benos Noches, Peace, We Out.
<3

IT'S SATURDAY!!!!

Need I say more? Don't question it, just enjoy it. Unless you're like me with to much homework to be able to enjoy your weekend. Then you have the right to question why your teachers gave you so much flippin homework. Anyways, I'm gonna cut this down into one line that says it all.

"I don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me, hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me..."
                                                                         ~TLC, "Scrubs"

"And boom goes the dynamite."

Songs That Make That Little Voice In Your Head Go "Really?!?!?!?"

I'm sitting in my room, doing my homework, and listening to the radio and half the songs that come on are like, "Were you on something when you wrote that?" There are the singers with the horrible voices (ie Justin Beiber and Enrique Englasias) and then there are the singers that have wonderful voices but lyrics that don't make sense or have really bad musicians. Those are the songs that annoy me. Now I being a girl, who loves ALL music, finding a truely horrible song is hard to do, but rest assured I have come up with about 10 songs that are just so bad they should never be played on the radio, or a CD (who has those anymore?), or on any iPod ever again.

1) Toot it n' Boot it- like dude, seriously. At first I didn't know what it was talking about. I thought maybe he was at a party and ate all the bean dip and suddenly he farted and just left that way he wouldn't have to wallow in his own funk, which would make it just as terrible as a song, but NOOOO!!! that's not what it's about at all. Big freakin deal, you have sex with the chick and you tell her to get out your crib. You don't have to say it 800 flippin times, mainly because...hmmm...what was I gonna say?...oh yea...NO ONE CARES!!!!!

2) Gettin' Jiggy With It- is "jiggy" even a word? I'd like to see that on the SAT...don't get me wrong, Will Smith is flippin gorgous, but some of the things that come out of his mouth sometimes are just like, "What's going through that pretty head of your's." Of course nothing as bad as Charlie Sheen or Miley Cyrus (don't even get me started on bad celebrities...that's an entirly different blog) but it just doesn't make any sense. The main reason I hate this song is because everytime someone says something about Will Smith or that they're "down" with something, or my Grandma says the word Jiggers....that song pops into my head and doesn't leave until rudely shoved out the way by yet another annoying song.

3) Achy Breaky Heart- "Don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don't think it'll understand." Honestly Billy Ray? What about my achy breaky ear drums, they damn sure don't understand. And honestly I can't stand his mullet in that music video. It makes me want to punch a clown.

4) Hollaback Girl- Sorry Stefani. She got mad because somebody called her a cheerleader in Seventeen magazine so she retaliates by making a song about cheerleaders. It doesn't make any sense. "It's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S" Now nobody will ever call Gwen Stefani a cheerleader ever again because the whole world knows that she "ain't no hollaback girl" and won't ever forget it.

5) Macarena- The song is annoying but not nearly as annoying as the flippin dance. If you love doing the Macarena you should honestly go to a doctor and get your head checked out because there is something clearly wrong with your head. Need I say more?

6) I'm Too Sexy- Honestly too sexy for your hat, shirt, and car? Then you can walk home in the middle of freakin winter topless and with out a hat. That might not be a big deal if you live in, let's say Florida, or Arizona, but England is flippin cold in the winter. I know! You can come to Western Washington and you can experience all four seasons in one day. Boneheaded British Boy Band (alliteration, Locey really hammered that into me).

7) U Can't Touch This- Sadly, it's on my iPod. "Da nanana na na can't touch this." Is that a challenge? Yes? Wait a second, can't touch what exactly? Hmmmm...on second thought, I don't think I would want to even try.

8) Barbie Girl- Truly awful...must I remind you of the lyrics "Come on Barbie, let's go party, Oh oh oh yea!" If some creepy buff guy with an incredibly deep voice was all like "Come on Evei, let's go party" My response would not be "Oh oh oh yea." It would be more like "If the status ain't hood, I ain't trippin but he better be street when he lookin at me. I need a soildja, that ain't scared to stand up for me, gotta carry big things if you know what I mean." (Now that's a good song...that's one I can jam to all night long)

9) Who Let the Dog's Out- A song about dogs escaping the pound? You can't be serious. It was on the Rugrats movie though, so that has to count for something.

10) Whip My Hair- Willow...she's...ummm...cute...but not exactly the best song writer. She probably didn't even write that song. Her dad probably did with his whack song writing skills. "In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days." and "Get down and jiggy with it, get down and jiggy with it." it wouldn't surprise me if he did write "I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth.."

Well that's all folks (haha I love the Looney Tunes :) )...Talk to ya later <3

Once Again, Blogging is my Alternative to Homework

As I walked into 6th period History yesterday to tell Taylor and/or Alida what just happened in 5th period Agerbra II, it suddenly dawned on me that Taylor is at State IN BELLEVIEW (super jealous!!!) and Alida is in the hospital with her grandpa. So I settled for telling Riley Burger (who ironicly doesn't like beef) only to be interrupted 8 times in my first sentence by the girls in my class that undoubtedly has a crush on poor Mr. Buger, and Rachel, who doesn't but use to. Frustrated and at my last resort I tried to consult Mr. Hodous about the wonderful, amazing, spectacular thing that just happened the period before only to be stop by the time I said "Mr. Hodous, Mr. Hodous, you'll never believe what just happened in Algebra." so that way he can say "Get your keister off my furniture Miss Hay." By that time the bell rang and Mr. H was giving me the stare down while annoucing I should "grab some urithane." Didn't Jake read that urithane was a white chrystal like substance? As far as I know there is no white chrystal like substance in History class, making it impossible to actually grab it. Anyways so this is what happened: ...................

Actually I forgot. It must not have been that wonderful or spectuacular.

I spent the night at my neighbor's house and when Kylie (she's my favorite four year old) woke up she yelled at the top of her lungs "EBOLYN!!!! YOU GOT TO BE QUIET BECAUSE DAVID IS STILL SLEEPING!!!!" She has this thing where if you don't answer her immediatly she will keep repeating it over and over and over again until you acknowledge her. So I, listening to my Pandora app, didn't hear her so she says louder "EBOLYN!!!! DAVID IS SLEEPING!!!!" Over my insanely loud music, I can see her lips moving and slighly hear what she is trying to relay to me but I still don't take out my earbuds. Finally she yanks them out of my ear and says "I SAAAAAAIIIIIIID! DAVID IS TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!" and I said "Then stop yelling." only to have her insist that I was the one who was yelling and all she wanted was some waffles and how unfair it was that she couldn't make the waffles herself. So I told her when she gets bigger she can make all the waffles she wants. I made her some waffles, and she says "Ummmm, Ebolyn? I don't really want these..." so I asked her why and she says "Because it's not ninja status..." Confused and puzzled I asked "What do ninja status waffles look like then?" And she looks at me like I'm stupid and she says "Uh, Ebolyn, ninja waffles have syrup and butter on them, duh!" I can't believed I got owned by a four year old...

I have so much homework to do it's unreal...I have to do Locey's poetry thing, my algebra homework (9.1 I can't believe we have 5 more chapters to cover before the end of the year), rewrite my CCOT (Change and Continuity Over Time) essay, finish my test corrections (i failed miserably on that test), do my compare and contrast chart, finish up my Mock 70 review sheet and maybe possible start on my 24-26 review sheet. You can see why I'm procrastinating. Well might as well get it over with. I gotta go now...

GOOD LUCK TAYLOR ROBERT LOUIS!!!!
I MISS YOU JAYJAY THE JET PLANE!!!!
THOSE BOOTS ARE SUPER HOT JESSICA LYNN!!!

love ya :) <3

Of Course I Should be Doing Homework, But Realistically it Probably Won't Get Done as Long as I'm blogging

Some days I get to thinking to myself (which is proven to be a dangerous pass time), and today was definitly one of those dangerous thinking days. Here are just some of my thoughts.

1) Why in the world do teachers assign homework if they are just going to b**** and moan about how many papers they have to grade and how they aren't going to have a life over the weekend. My English teacher assigned a summer assignment which she still has yet to grade and hand back. Really Mrs. L?!?!? You're going to take two and a half weeks out of my summer and not even glance at my paper? Well you know what? You can suck my big toe...How you like them apples?

2) How do Jazz songs get their names? Especially the one's that don't have anywords for example "I'm an Old Cowhand" or "Lester Leaps In". Where in the world do these names come from? Do the artist sit down in their little practice room, play a piece of music and think to themselves "WOW!!! I totally felt like an old cowhand while I was playing that...That's what I'm going to call it, because it's just as if I were working with cows...That's some good stuff."? I think I would like to meet a Jazz musican, and just ask them because I'm genuinely curious.

3) What if we all saw different colors but were just trained to call them the same thing? Like what if in reality I saw what you would call purple and you saw what I would call red, but we were both trained to call it blue? Maybe that explains why some people like different colors from eachother...

4) Why doesn't McDonalds sell hot dogs? I mean its suppose to be all American food? Aren't hot dogs American food? But then again nobody really eats french fries with their hot dog. But on second thought nobody really eats fries with their salads either. Is something finally too unhealthy for McDonalds? They should totally put it in Happy Kid Meals, but that's just what I think.

5)Which arm rest is yours at the movie theater? I would think it would be the left one but then again the person on the far right of the row would have two, which isnt fair. So maybe it's the right one but if that were to happen then the person on the far left would have two. If they just did away with arm rest to avoid conflict where would we put our drinks? And if you're right handed and a left handed person on the right side of you wants to use your cupholder, what happens then? There is really no happy solution to any of it? So in my opinion movie theaters officially suck.

6) If you're driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it a felony? I guess it could be because you're driving a car that's owned the country. On the other hand isn't running a stop sign a misdemeanor? But whatever?

7) What do people taste in bananas that makes it taste delicious? I hate bananas. Sometimes I would be craving a banana but I would hate every bite of it. I don't know why I do that, I jus do.

8) If you make a contract that someone is going to pay you and then you won't accept their money, can they sue you to take the money? Mrs. Stricherz said in order to go to court you have to prove that there was harm done BUT contracts are also enforceable in court...

9) Can debt collectors still collect debt from people who have been dead 10 years? If all the money is gone to the heirs then do they go after them? Are millionairs still called millionaires even if after subtracting their debt they only have $100,000? Maybe, maybe not.

Just random questions I've asked myself all day. That's how I keep myself entertained during all the boring classes, like Biology and AP World History and everything in between. Now I got to go do my History homework. Chao, I love you :)